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MEET THE IDIOT
Joel • Professional Dumbass • Certified Since 202X
Hi, I'm Joel. I make stupid shit on the internet and somehow convinced people to pay me for it.
What started as a way to avoid real work has evolved into a full-blown career of making politicians look ridiculous, swapping faces nobody asked for, and creating visual crimes against humanity.
My mother still introduces me as "between jobs." My therapist says I have "issues with authority and good taste." My bank account says keep doing what you're doing.
The Journey to Mediocrity
Discovered Photoshop. Used it exclusively to put my face on movie posters. Got banned from family WhatsApp group.
Started posting my "art" online. First viral hit: A politician eating a corndog but make it weird. 50,000 people saw my stupid joke. Therapy bills increased.
Someone actually paid me to make a meme. Thought it was a scam. Wasn't a scam. Quit job. Terrible decision. Best decision.
Made enough stupid edits that people started calling me a "brand." Started therapy. Still don't have health insurance.
Built this website. Convinced myself I'm a legitimate business. IRS disagrees. Currently in appeals.
Skills & Certifications
Want to hire this disaster? God help you.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Questions I've been asked. Questions I wish I hadn't been asked. Questions I made up because I like talking.
Still have questions? That's a you problem.
But fine, I guess you can contact me. I probably won't respond but it's worth a shot.
ASK YOUR STUPID QUESTIONPricing & Licensing
Choose your path to regret. All prices include my signature blend of professionalism and chaos.
Personal Use
For your group chat, personal social media, or making fun of your friends
- ✓One custom meme/edit
- ✓High-res file (300 DPI)
- ✓2 rounds of revisions
- ✓Personal use only
- ✓Delivered in 3-5 days
- ✓My eternal judgment
Commercial Use
For brands, content creators, and people who make money off stupid things
- ✓One custom meme/edit
- ✓High-res file (300 DPI)
- ✓5 rounds of revisions
- ✓Commercial use rights
- ✓Priority delivery (1-2 days)
- ✓Social media usage rights
- ✓Minor existential crisis included
Enterprise / Custom
For campaigns, ongoing work, or if you have more money than sense
- ✓Multiple custom pieces
- ✓Full commercial rights
- ✓Unlimited revisions (within reason)
- ✓Rush delivery available
- ✓Full licensing package
- ✓My personal cell number (bad idea)
- ✓Therapy costs not included
Already Have My Work?
If you want to license existing memes from my portfolio, those start at $100 for personal use, $500 for commercial. Prices negotiable if you're nice or have good taste in memes.
LICENSE EXISTING WORKPayment Methods
💳 Credit/Debit Cards (via Stripe)
🏦 ACH/Bank Transfer (for Enterprise)
💰 PayPal (if you insist)
🚫 No crypto, no exposure, no "shoutouts"
What You Get
📁 High-res files (PNG, JPG)
📜 Usage rights document
✨ Source file (for Enterprise tier)
📧 Email support (I check it sometimes)
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New Drops First
See my latest abominations before they hit social media
Behind the Scenes
Process videos, failed attempts, existential crises
Exclusive Deals
Discounts on merch and custom work (when I remember)
LICENSING & CONTACT
Want to use a meme? Just want to say hi? Drop a line. If my dog didn't eat it, I'll get back to you.